At last! The Simpsons tell-all book you've been waiting for!
You'll gasp at amazement at this revealing, no-holds-barred, and ( in one minor instance) poignant family album.
Nothing omitted! No punches pulled!
Assembled and narrated with painstaking, loving care by none other than that First Lady of Tall Hair, Marge Simpson.
You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll turn the page!
Armchair anthropologists, deviant psychologists, and students of Ancient Simpsons History will all gape in awe at . . .
-Bart as a bay
-Marge as a pre-teen
-Homer with hair
-Grandpa with teeth!
-and . . .a potato grown in the shape of Millard Fillmore!
Don't wait! Take the Bait!
It's the definitive memoir of an all-American nuclear family.
