A hilarious debut novel that focuses on one teen's quest to finally see his celebrity obsession in person.
'The Straight Road to Kylie' (pop star Kylie Minogue) chronicles the misadventures of out-and-proud high-school senior named Jonathan who, as a result of an inebriated lapse of judgement, sleeps with a member of his angsty-straight-girl posse at a party. As word gets around that hot-but-previously-unavailable Jonathan might be on the market, the richest, most popular girl in school approaches him with a proposal: pretend to be her boyfriend, and she'll fly him to a Kylie Minogue concert in London.
With his eye on the prize, Jonathan resolves to do whatever it takes to see his beloved pop star in person. Of course, "whatever it takes" includes going back into the closet, ticking off his inner circle, and setting off a hilarious and surprising chain of events none of them saw coming...
