Illustrated by Keith Brumpton.
Eight, nil!
How could The Team lose eight, nil?
'We're rubbish,' uttered Harvey.
'Rubbish, rubbish, rubbish!'
Harvey's team always loses. Professor Gertie, has the perfect solution: Mark 1, the Football Machine. He is a football genius, and he's programmed to win.
Will it take a football machine to help The Team win at last?
Ages: 8+