I really, really, really, really wanted a dog. But I got Piper ... the worst dog in the world. Piper doesn't know how to play fetch, she doesn't want to learn any tricks, she hates being in the car and frolicking at the beach with the other dogs. She loathes baths and really doesn't want a tummy tickle! Luckily though, as soon as Piper feels ignored she starts returning a little love ... and that's when we realise what she really likes to do ...
