In Kluger and Slavin's rendition, Christmas is no longer a time of sparkling snow globes and neighbourly good will, but rather a celebration of profits, bonuses, and cutthroat competition-complete with disgruntled elves, outsourced Santa's, union conflicts, Twittered conspiracies, randy reindeer, media hysteria, factory relocations, toxic merchandise, and a giant leveraged buyout that rocks the world from pole to pole. Packing their verse with hilariously spun rhymes and even funnier illustrations, Kluger and Slavin spike the holiday eggnog with smart and saucy sass-not to mention loads of laughs.