B is For Baby: The New Parent's Dictionary

M is for Meconium - plutonium more like. Your baby's first plop is the poo equivalent of rocket fuel and should be disposed of just as carefully. N is for Nursing bra - easy access for baby, strictly no access for husband. This tongue-in-cheek dictionary gives you a crash-course in the strange new vocabulary of parenthood, with hilarious observations on everything from the alphabet blocks you will inevitably trip over to the lack of zzz's you will be getting.